Archive for May, 2007
FUD Flows Both Ways at Mozilla Corporation
Whenever a report is released that says something positive about Microsoft the open source world rises up in anger and announces it is FUD – Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt – or even just plain lies.
It is inconceivable to them that one of the largest software companies in the world could get something right, even though [...]
Should Microsoft, Apple and Linux abandon the desktop operating system market?
I have to wonder these days – does it really matter anymore who’s operating system is running on your desktop?
The only real difference really between the various flavours of Windows, Mac OS and Linux distributions, is the software that’ll run on them. There may or may not be performance differences, minor feature differences and security [...]
Steve Jobs, you suck.
There are two constants in the tech industry:
Microsoft, and especially Bill Gates, are evil
Apple, and especially Steve Jobs, are good
Jobs is an impressive character. He’s repeatedly proven he has an excellent understanding of consumers, and he’s taking Apple further than it’s ever been before and in exciting new directions.
Not only that, at a time when [...]
SEO Mischief: Part 2 – The Table, Mable
This is the results table for the experiment. I’ll try and update it each day to keep track of where the experiment is at.
Silly Patents
Social Bookmarking
Ubuntu
May 4, 2007
Links
Rank
Links
Rank
Links
Rank
Google
0
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0
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0
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Yahoo
0
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0
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0
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MSN
0
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0
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0
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I’m beginning the experiment now!
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )SEO Mischief: Part 1 – The Plan, Stan
SEO is short for search engine optimisation. The whole industry is generally a scam that involves seperating idiots with their money in exchange for implementing a handful of tricks.
There’s two flavours of SEO – blackhat and whitehat. These delicious terms are what various experts use to describe themselves and each other. “Whitehat” SEO is when [...]
Patently Stupid
Fortunately being retarded isn’t patented, so anyone is free to do it.
This is quite evident in the software and technology industry, where patents are the same sort of currency white men are in prison.
But the process of patenting is so heavily flawed that an invention can range from say, clicking a button, to Apple’s latest effort [...]
Vista is giving me the shits, thanks Adobe
But not for any of the “usual” reasons. For some reason Adobe have retardulated Opera and Internet Explorer, so when I try to watch South Park episodes over at www.allsp.com it takes a few goes because the Flash Player plugin is screwing up.
I don’t blame Vista. Lots of people dislike it because it’s made by Microsoft, [...]
The Web Is Full Of Geniuses Sharing Their Genius
There’s a natural progression many people follow when they get on the internet.
First develop an interest in learning how to do more with your computer.
Through the help of Google and tutorials written by idiots, aquire basic skills.
Spread your “knowledge” via blogging, forums or articles so that others can learn stupid ways to do things too.
This inbred [...]
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